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Go the F**k to Sleep: Toddler Edition

A Brutally Honest and Hilarious Bedtime Book for Parents in the Trenches

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Go the F**k to Sleep: Toddler Edition

De: K. Connors
Narrado por: KC Wayman
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If you’ve ever found yourself crouched on the floor outside your toddler’s room, holding your breath like a soldier defusing a bomb, Go the F**k to Sleep: Toddler Edition is your new favorite audiobook. This brutally honest and hilariously relatable bedtime book captures the nightly chaos, emotional meltdowns, and absurd negotiations every parent faces. From endless snack demands and existential toddler questions to the sheer terror of a creaky floorboard, each chapter dives deep into the bedtime trenches. It’s not just a book—it’s a lifeline for sleep-deprived parents searching for humor in the bedtime battlefield. With laugh-out-loud anecdotes, painfully real scenarios, and moments of surprising tenderness, this book speaks directly to anyone who’s ever whispered, “Please, for the love of all that is good, just close your eyes.”

But this isn’t just another parenting guide filled with hollow tips or vague advice. Go the F**k to Sleep: Toddler Edition doesn’t promise magical solutions or quick fixes. Instead, it delivers something far more valuable: solidarity. Whether you’re staring into the darkness answering deep toddler questions about why giraffes have long necks or debating the ethics of letting your child sleep with fourteen stuffed animals, this book assures you that you’re not alone. Every exhausted sigh, every eye-roll, every moment of bedtime despair is shared across households worldwide. This audiobook is like a knowing look from a fellow parent in the daycare drop-off line—the kind of look that says, “Yeah, we’ve been there too.”

Perfect for exhausted moms, sleep-deprived dads, caregivers, or anyone who has attempted the impossible task of reasoning with a pajama-clad dictator, Go the F**k to Sleep: Toddler Edition delivers comedy, honesty, and heart in every chapter.

©2025 K. Connors (P)2025 K. Connors
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