Does your partner ever say things like "Why the f*ck did you like so-n-so's photo?" Does social media ever cause "issues" in your relationships? If so, lean in and listen carefully, because you're likely f*cking things up that are preposterously avoidable. And can we really blame you? You've had no generational wisdom to implement and no reference books to study from. The Art of War was published in 5th century BC. On the Origin of Species was published in 1859. But you? You're just like everyone else winging this social media sh*t with no guidance whatsoever. Well, find yourself a "safe space" and line up, because the book of our era is here....

The first and only prescriptive self-help guide of its kind, this book will help you learn how to conduct yourself and your social media in a manner which is least likely to be utterly f*cking ruinous to your relationships. But it’s even more than that. I’ve also packed it with stuff to explain some of the “whys” of your less-than-helpful social behavior, tips on how to make simple adjustments in your romantic commitments that will yield vastly improved relationship health, and even some ambitious guidelines (with zero professional credentials whatsoever) on how to grow and improve your skills in cultivating yourself into, “You 2.0.”

Because let's face it. Marriage is dying, and it’s dying fast. It’s been on the endangered list for years and while there’s no shortage of other crises today like “turtles eating plastic,” if we don’t start focusing on this very important one, then we’ll all be clipping six-pack rings to save those little buggers while we’re waiting for divorce court to begin. So let's fix whatever’s fixable with ourselves before Nietzsche comes back to declare that “marriage is dead, and we f*cking killed it.”