Episódios

  • Is my dentist running a prostitution ring?
    Jun 9 2021

    Just got dental coverage for the first time in years so I wanted to get my teeth cleaned. Not going to lie the dentist was kinda sus. The cleaning was a little haphazard and they left that tiny vacuum in my mouth and walked away while it sucked onto my dingle dangle. Also there was a beefed, sweaty man in the bathroom soooooooo.......

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    52 minutos
  • Why are two-year-olds terrible?
    Jun 1 2021

    People talk about the "terrible twos" but I always thought it was just a saying until I had to babysit babysit my nephew while I visited my family in Connecticut. It wasn't all bad - sometimes he's funny, sometimes he's cute, but overall he's kinda terrifying.

     

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    42 minutos
  • Why do I shop in the boy's section?
    May 18 2021

    I don't know what it is but women's clothing makes no sense to me. Why does everything have to have the word "cream" on it? What does that mean? What are they trying to say?!?! I recently started shopping in the boys section - turns out the t-shirt selection is significantly better.

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    41 minutos
  • Are auctions worth it?
    Mar 24 2021

    My parents moved out of New York last year and needed to get rid of a bunch of old stuff that they had accumulated over the years. I offered to sell some of the nicer stuff in exchange for a small commission (a girl's gotta make cash during covid somehow.) I sold a rug for them two months ago which was pretty easy but had no idea how complicated it would be to sell an original Peanuts cartoon that they had for some reason. 

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    43 minutos
  • What makes pain chronic?
    Mar 16 2021

    Hi, this is Mia. I'm going to be writing these descriptions in the first person from how on. Is it weird? Idk maybe. But I thought it might be more fun.

    In today's podcast I talk about some of the injuries I've had over the years, mostly from ballet, which tbh is not something you should let your kids do. Most recently my thoracic area of my spine and my scalene muscles have been giving me some problems? What are those? You've got to listen to find out. 

    I also talk about how I found Bob & Brad a youtube physical therapist duo who I think have helped me feel better? Are they lovers? Idk. Do I wish they were? Yes. Do they have a lot of branded devices that could be used to fix your back as well as sex things? Also yes.

    <3

    Mia

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    57 minutos
  • Is patience really a virtue?
    Mar 3 2021

    Recently Mia’s husband got into chess which is...unfortunate. She rants about how Queen's Gambit would have been better without chess and how pawns look like nips.

    She also listened to a TEDx talk about patience and decided that it's not for her. She would definitely eat that marshmallow.

    @miapinchoff

    2dumb2tame.com

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    52 minutos
  • Why am I a garbage machine?
    Feb 24 2021

    Mia and her husband generate what seems like TOO much garbage for two people - even taking into account how much Mia likes to upcycle. She dove into the world of waste reducing lifestyles and found a ton of info that's both confusing and sometimes gross.

    @miapinchoff

    2dumb2tame.com

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    50 minutos
  • Am I just a hater...of The Bachelor?
    Feb 19 2021

    Everyone in Mia's life has watched The Bachelor except for her - her friends, her sisters, and even her husband. She finally takes the plunge and genuinely can't believe what she's seeing, starting with the fact that it's TWO HOURS LONG!

    2dumb2tame.com

    miapinchoff.com

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    1 hora e 28 minutos