American singer and songwriter Billie Eilish, welcome to the Cancelled Courtroom! You’re undeniably talented and, let’s face it, way too cool for us.

You've been in the spotlight since you were 14, an age when our brains are still buffering, which might explain some of your less-than-thoughtful moments. Like that time she dissed sleepwalkers or bragged about having a poop festival with eight bathroom visits in one day.

Oh, and did you know Billie was homeschooled with her brother? She said parents are lazy for doing it any other way.

We’ve got a few other things to unpack: like when she took aim at the internet’s biggest trolls... ugly guys and she criticised rap artists for not literally meaning every lyric. And of course, there was an awkward Halloween costume.

Let us investigate then deliberate. Sorry Billie, you can’t talk your way out of this.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Donald Trump has done so many ridiculous things that we needed another episode just to fit them all in before we hand down our verdict.

During his four years as President of the United States there were absurd speeches, policies, and decisions that affected the entire world.

Charges in this episode include the time he thought spending billions on building a "Great Wall" was a brilliant idea, that time he yelled at a small child mowing his lawns at the White House and the fact that he started making up random virus cures during a pandemic with zero qualifications.

Honestly, his dancing is the main reason he shouldn't be allowed to run in the 2024 election in our opinion... it makes us feel funny in the tummy.

For a non-drinker, this guy has had 1 billion "hold my beer" moments and here are just a few of our favourites.

Plus, more of your Lazy Gewl stories.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
podcast@mamamia.com.au

END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate.

Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall.

Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre you may have forgotten about.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
The Olympics
Drew Barrymore
It Ends With Us Drama
Bennifer
Lady Gaga

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
podcast@mamamia.com.au

END BITS:
If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.

Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here in the Cancelled courtroom we usually put celebrities to trial, sometimes we put movies on trial but never have we put an entire press tour on trial... and yet here we are.

Today we're entering cold hard facts and vibes from the It Ends With Us promotional tour, from (alleged) feuding co-stars, to TikTok takes and the sheer crime of listing things.

Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni are in the firing line... but who is really at fault? Is it us? Does it really 'end' here? You decide.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Blake Lively
Ryan Reynolds
Scarlett Johansson
Anna Kendrick

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
podcast@mamamia.com.au

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish

Audio Producer: Scott Stronach

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Like her outfits there's always something outrageous surrounding pop icon and actress Lady Gaga... So welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Gaga "ooh na na".

From the iconic but reportedly very stinky meat dress, to her questionable Italian accent in House of Gucci and that time she paid someone to vomit on her we unpack the life and crimes of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. And, let's not forget that big fight with Madonna and her recent attempt at impressing the French Prime Minister.

Should we let her go punishment-free because of how fabulous she is? Nope.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Bennifer
Bradley Cooper
Demi Lovato
Blake Lively
Jennifer Lopez

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
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CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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For Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more?

Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli (yes we've spoken about it before, yes it deserves another moment in Cancelled courtroom). Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, married and made a few more films, like This Is Me... Now and The Love Story Never Told. Art.

Today, we're investigating that time Ben had a simple thirst for water and ended up in a strip club quenching said thirst. Did he take the wrong turn?

Also, you may have seen the sad Ben phenomenon, but we can't punish him because he doesn't smile much in public, can we? It's time for a risk assessment on their relationship.

This is Bennifer... Now.

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Jennifer "I Just Use Olive Oil" Lopez
Ben "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" Affleck

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
podcast@mamamia.com.au

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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The Olympics are wild (sometimes naked) and happen every four years, so you can only imagine what you're about to hear. It's been around since 776 BC and we don't know how it's taken us this long to bring it to the Cancelled courtroom.

The games have introduced us to some of the most bizarre events imaginable and of course provided a sexy villa, I mean village*, for the fittest athletes in the world.

We will touch on the Paris Olympics and that opening ceremony but mostly we will be talking about the scandals over the years. The organisers have surely just been f***ing with people, right?

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Kylie "Took Too Long To Name Her Baby" Jenner
Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio
Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
podcast@mamamia.com.au

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Drew Barrymore, it's nice to meet you. Why are you fondling my hand? Drew is an American actress and producer, who started her career as ja baby, before going on to star in The Wedding Singer, Charlie's Angels and Fifty First Dates.

Drew's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celebrities onto her self-titled talk show and we all squirm while watching her interact.

We're investigating the serious stuff today, like is she a scab? Does she know what personal space is? And why do you make us feel so weird? We also address Drew's awkward role in the writers strike and that time she almost ruined Kamala Harris' presidential election campaign before it even started.

Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" Blunt

SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
podcast@mamamia.com.au

CREDITS:
Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
Audio Producer: Thom Lion

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.