Louis works overnights and sleep is super important to him, so Garrett calls from the wakeup service his daughter hired!

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Josh is moving into his dorm and mom is paranoid about the college lifestyle, so Danielle calls as the new FEMALE roommate!

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Chris is getting married in a few days, so Skeery calls from the church demanding more money as a donation!

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Grace’s dad tries to jokingly set her up with the new kid on the block, so she pretends they’ve been hooking up already!

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Danielle is Bubbles the Clown who’s a liiiiitle sick to perform at a kid’s birthday party…..but she’s still coming!

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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has never sold a thing… but that hasn’t stopped him from trying!

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Samantha is getting married this weekend and turning into a pain in the butt, so her friend calls to tell her about the boob job she’s getting 2 days before!

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Jen just bought a designer bag, and apparently it’s up to dad to pay for it!

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