A caller asks us to phone tap her grandfather—but when she doesn’t answer, Garrett calls anyway, pitching him some very questionable animal adoptions that quickly push him over the edge.

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A caller asks us to phone tap his friend by having Skeery call pretending to need a cleaning crew for a very suspicious job that quickly spirals out of control.

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A caller asks us to phone tap her boyfriend by repeatedly waking him up after his overnight shift with an over-the-top St. Patrick’s Day leprechaun call.

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A caller asks us to phone tap his mom during spring break by calling from the hotel claiming he destroyed a lobby statue — and now she has to pay up.

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A caller asks us to phone tap her coworker by anonymously accusing her of being the one who let a very suspicious smell loose during a meeting.

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A caller asks us to phone tap her dad after he turned down a group of Girl Scouts selling cookies at his door.

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A caller's friends set him up when Skeery calls pretending to be a lawyer accusing him of secretly reselling pizzas from the Amish Market.

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A caller asks Danielle to call her bingo-loving grandpa from the church and accuse him of cheating after he wins one too many games.

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