Insta's dropping a new dislike button and peeps are shook! Could this be the end of good vibes or just the start of more tea?

BREAKING NEWS: Trump invents a new currency—Skullduggery Coin—to fight inflation. Pennies are OUT, and DOGE is the new president of the U.S. #MakeAmericaBillionaireAgain 💸💀

In a spectacle that could only be described as the ultimate brain rot event of the year, Super Bowl 59 pits the Kansas City Chiefs against the Philadelphia Eagles in New Orleans on February 9, 2025. This isn't just a game; it's a cultural phenomenon where football meets internet memes, viral dance moves, and the kind of commentary that only Gen Alpha can appreciate. Expect a showdown where Patrick Mahomes tries to three-peat with his legendary hair, while Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley aim to make the Eagles fly higher than ever, all under the watchful eye of millions, both in the stadium and glued to their screens, ready to turn every play into the next big meme.

Get ready, fam! Apple's about to drop the new iPhone SE 2025 next week, saying bye-bye to the iconic home button and hello to a USB-C port. It's time to upgrade your tech game!

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Bruh, YouTube's on some next level sus with these hour-long ads that you can't even yeet away, it's straight up sus! 😭 If you're tryna watch your fav vids without getting yeeted into ad land, you gotta cop that YouTube Premium drip or you're stuck in ad jail. No cap, this ain't the vibe, fam. Check out Dexerto's X post to see the tea spill on this madness. 💀

“Beatrice just had baby Athena, and the fam is absolutely obsessed! Instead of Christmas with the in-laws, they kicked it with the Royals at Sandringham. Tiny Athena’s already a star, and Granny Fergie’s out here flexing her lil’ squad. Baby Athena’s got that royal lineage and a goddess name to match, and Beatrice is still out here leveling up in charity work. The whole fam’s thriving—royal vibes only!”

"This Floridian dude got busted for spitting mad threats at Trump on Twitter X, yeeting his freedom. Now the Secret Service be all over it, tryna figure out if he's just cap or a real menace."