Lanaville's Journal: November 8th, 2007. Tonight, an insane woman becomes superhuman and cheats on her "boyfriend" by making out with her ex-husband.

After another freak accident with Kryptonite and lightning ("Leech" iykyk), Lana is transferred Clark's powers. Lana then goes on an evil escapade in order to expose Lex's past and his secrets to the entire world. Clark, who still has his powers, tries everything possible in order to get her back to normal. Lois and Grant's "professional" relationship goes up a notch. Lex's team of scientists discover something new. Chloe shows how she's the number one best friend and ride-or-die.

This week we finally get our first glimpse of Krypton in a flashback between Kara and her father, Zor-El, before the planet's destruction.

Since Kara ran away from the farm because Clark is friends with a martian (racist much, Kara?), she has been trying to track down her Kryptonian crystal. Kara gets in over her head and Special Agent Carter captures her in order to extract alien knowledge. During the rescue mission, Clark sees his birth mother through Kara's memories. Lex wants to help, but Lionel makes him cry instead. Chloe finds a lead on a new story: Lana's new terrorist organization, The Isis Foundation.

After a murder attempt goes wrong on the set of the new Warrior Angel movie, actress Rachel Davenport is taken under Clark's wing until they find the killer. Lionel finally reappears, but is being held captive at a weed farm. Lana continues to scheme and tell lies. Lois investigates more into the Luthors, specifically Lex's lab at the dam and the properties around it. Chloe is now a loser after breaking up with Jimmy.

Christina Milian (Man of the House, Be Cool) makes a special guest appearance as the action movie star Rachel Davenport.

The Battle of the Immortals is here!

Dr. Curtis Knox, a famous neurosurgeon, is introduced this week as an immortal man curing the meteor-infected. But Curtis seems to have his own agenda: taking the organs of certain patients in order to make his wife immortal. Before Chloe even does any research, she decides to ditch Jimmy to go get the cure from Dr. Knox. Clark sets out to stop her...with Lex's help?! Lana makes herself at home (gross) by continuing her web of lies. Martian Manhunter and Kara finally meet again at the House of Kent.

Dean Cain (Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman) special guest stars as Doctor Curtis Knox, a character originally intended to be Smallville's version of DC Comics original character Vandal Savage.

Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.

It's time for the 100th Smallville Harvest Festival and what better way to bring in its new citizen than a beauty pageant filled with meteor freaks?

Kara gets bored and enters the beauty pageant, against Clark's wishes (lame-o). Three new meteor-infected hotties from out of town plan to steal Smallville's secret treasure, which happens to have a Kryptonian secret. Lana is still homeless, so she makes her return to Clark in order to live at his farm. Lex continues to be out of his mind, but has new fans in the Domestic Security department. Grant Gabriel forces Chloe to actually work.

Kim Coates (Sons of Anarchy, Back for Blood), returns to special guest star as recurring season seven character Special Agent Carter.

In the aftermath of Reeves Dam blowing up, Lois finds a red Kryptonian spaceship before it vanishes. The Daily Planet's new tool of an editor wants Lois to find out more and also hates Chloe. Clark finds out he has a super-hot-girl cousin named Kara Zor-El. Lex pulls off the impossible by winning Pervert of the Year. Oh and Lana is alive...who knew?!

Laura Vandervoort (Instant Star, V, Bitten) makes her first official appearance as DC Comics original character Kara Zor-El, a.k.a. Supergirl.

Kim Coates (Sons of Anarchy, Back for Blood), makes his first appearance as recurring season seven character Special Agent Carter.

Welcome back for another round of the Smallville Legends stories with your two favorite hosts. Smallville meets Game of Thrones? Count us in.

We dive deep into the origin story of our newest Smallville character, Kara a.k.a. Supergirl, and the events that led her to Earth. Krypton is on the brink of destruction and it seems to be intentional through the secret actions of Kara's father, Zor-El, and the OG General Zod. Throughout the story we meet fellow Kryptonians such as Kara, a new Top 10 character named Augo, and the unforgettable Stoner Mom of Kal-El, Lara.

By the way, you're not better than us if you watched these episodes on your Sprint phone back when it aired (jk you are).

The era of Seventh Heaven Season begins.

We continue the fight between Clark and Bizarro Clark that lasts the entire episode. John Jones comes to Clark to talk nonsense. Bizarro Clark becomes a kryptonite addict. Lois takes Chloe to the hospital to die and be resurrected. Lex gets saved and decides to prepare his legal defense for Lana's "murder".

Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.

Tom Welling continues his double role appearance as DC Comics original character Bizarro.