Episódios

  • 1-01 | Not My Wizard

    1-01 | Not My Wizard
    Mar 28 2020
    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize’s torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives… *Originally published 3/30/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann & Scarletta's mother Umbriel's Shadow as several villagers, the Elf Scout & several skelemen Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as several villagers Ace D Wizard as several villagers Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs Used: New GAIA, Peaceful Clearing, Pontiff's Pass, Astral Observatory, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hidden Land & Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Dream Eater & Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; The Battle & The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Death Addder- Golden Axe OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    26 minutos
  • 1-02 | Dark Hunt

    1-02 | Dark Hunt
    Apr 4 2020
    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown’s remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them… *Originally published 4/6/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Ace D Wizard as several villagers Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as several villagers Nakita Ivanof as the villager who gets chokeslammed Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Night Raven- Ian Post ; Planet's Paralysis, Sealed Ruined Pit & Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Prologue- Lena Raine ; Personality Quiz, Mt Thunder & Mt Thunder Peak - PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Stuck in the Middle with You cover by Chris Bauso Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    25 minutos
  • 1-03 | Venture Forth to the Frosted North

    1-03 | Venture Forth to the Frosted North
    Apr 11 2020
    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him… *Originally published 4/13/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Thank you to Dumbgeons & Dragons for sponsoring today's episode! Featuring Umbriel's Shadow as Steve D.T. Carel as Peter Tim Jennings as The Chieftan Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Goblin #2 Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Songs used: New GAIA, Oedo Town, DUNGEON, Outside the Gates, Skytrot & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Family Guy MIDI- KohiHD ; Goron Village & Chase- LoZ Majora's Mask OST ; Frosty Forest, Frosty Grotto & Friend Area Cryptic Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; No Copyright Christmas Music (Free Download) ; Opening Theme- Final Fantasy VI OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    28 minutos
  • 1-04 | The Apple of My Eye

    1-04 | The Apple of My Eye
    Apr 18 2020
    Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed... *Originally published 4/20/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gavin Reiser as the Trolls Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Gavin Reiser Songs used: New GAIA, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spirit of Hospitality, Checking In, In the Mirror, Heart of the Mountain & Prologue- Lena Raine ; Mt. Freeze, Mt. Freeze Peak & Dream Eater- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Circus Minute- Orion Williams; Shop Keep's Suite- Enter the Gungeon OST ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Metal Crusher, Here We Are & Amalgam- Toby Fox ; Fun Fun Fun- Dimitrix Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    25 minutos
  • 1-05 | The Beast of Mt Schytcicle

    1-05 | The Beast of Mt Schytcicle
    Apr 25 2020
    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight... *Originally published 4/27/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jennings as Santaur Billy Mays as Himself Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Starjump- Lena Raine ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Danger- Final Fantasy V OST ; Bullet Hell Yes, What the Lead Lord Reap & Hulk Melting- doseone ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Winter Bliss- Castle Crashers OST ; Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop & Snowy- Toby Fox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    27 minutos
  • 1-06 | The Real Orcs of Wangtown

    1-06 | The Real Orcs of Wangtown
    May 2 2020
    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear... *Originally published 5/4/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Homeless Orc Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator & Mime Krissi Williams as Jess'orca Orcly & Female Orc Gavin Reiser as Pirate Orc Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Secret Service Orc Umbriel's Shadow as several orcs Pelle Frid as several orcs Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Mt Horn- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; sans, Live Report, Death Report & Anticipation- Toby Fox ; Innocent People Don't Run & Hulullúlulu- Art Against Agony ; Storytime at the Rotten Raccoon- Idokay ; Sinister- CK Martin ; JENOVA- Final Fantasy 7 Remake OST ; My Hero (Foo Fighters) MIDI- MidiFileMan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    33 minutos
  • 1-07 | Sixty-Nine Hours Later

    1-07 | Sixty-Nine Hours Later
    May 9 2020
    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings... *Originally published 5/11/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts James Hart as Ita'dik Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Young Pjarts Tim Baljet as Bjorc & the skeleman formerly known as Bjorc Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Town- Diablo 1 OST ; Tutankoopa's Threats, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Desert Oasis, Huff N Puff's Theme & Mysterious Dry Dry Outpost- Paper Mario OST ; Wave Out- Muma ; Slipsand Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy 2 OST ; Dry Dry Ruins- Mario Kart Wii OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    29 minutos
  • 1-08 | A Wizard Walks Into a Bar

    1-08 | A Wizard Walks Into a Bar
    May 16 2020
    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women... *Originally published 5/18/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome Maiden Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, SHOP, EQUIP Menu & Flora Awakens- Equip ; Merlee's Mansion- Super Paper Mario OST ; Chernoye Ved'ma The Black Witch- Ian Post ; Hip Shop & CORE- Toby Fox ; Young Wild and Alive, Run Away, Take Me Higher & Impossible- WEARETHEGOOD ; At a Medium Pace Instrumental- Stingray Music Karaoke (Original Song by Adam Sandler) ; Bang Bang- Where's Lulu? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    29 minutos