Calmedy host Mary Mart get's a bad case of the yawns up top, and can't, try as she might, get her hands on this new brand of covid!Then, being hungover from New Years, and from the entire year of 2021 in general, she decides to phone in the intro and just get on with the show.

New year, new jokes. The trigger portion of the show will showcase the host whispering her newest jokes, while applying some light tapping to the background to symbolize the tedium of surviving a global pandemic.

Triggers: Soft spoken, whispers, tapping

Comedy: New jokes

Time stamps

[00:00]- Intro

[00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter"

[5:28] - Whispered jokes, tapping begin

Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow

Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander

Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris"

Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds

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Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow

Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...

-This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals.

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