It's Super Bowl Sunday, and Calmedy host, Mary Martin, is talking Bengals and Rams till listeners fall asleep. She is also whispering the set list for her first live stand up show in 2022. So tune in, so you can tune out and go to bed.

Comedy: set list for Drule Comedy show

Triggers: Soft Spoken, whispers, distant crowd at sports gathering

Time stamps

[00:00]- Intro

[00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter"

[05:43] - Whispered jokes and distant crowds noises begin

Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow

Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander

Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris"

Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds

Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow

Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...

-This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals.

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On tonight's episode of Calmedy, Brooklyn gets hit by a biting nor'easter, and host, Mary Martin, underestimates a shovel.

This episode launches on one of the last days of January, and I, the host, Mary Martin, just want to congratulate all my listeners for making it this far during a tough time. Love you all. Hard.

Comedy: Whispered tweets and retweets

Triggers: Soft Spoken, Slow, distant whispers, shovel on snow

Time stamps

[00:00]- Intro

[00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter"

[08:33] - Whispered tweets and shoveling snow begin

Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow

Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander

Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris"

Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds

The featured retweets in this episode belong to...

*Meaghan Strickland, Twitter @MeaghanStrick

*Dylan Adler, Twitter @DylanAdler6

*John Rosenberger, Twitter @JohnJohnPhenom

*Julie Mitchell, Twitter @JuliePoptart

Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast

Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow

Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...

-This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals.

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The reviews are in (again) and they are a lot bedder than the round of reviews in episode 2 of Calmedy. You see Calmedy, with the help of host Mary Martin's hilarious jokes, are putting people to sleep. And these people said so in earnest, without being fiscally coerced at all. Not one check was put in the mail to entice these listeners to write positive reviews. Not one.

Tonight's episode of Calmedy features Mary's newest jokes, whispered. With a backsplash of a gentle ticking clock, to symbolize the slow and painful passing of time.

Triggers: Soft spoken, whispers, clock ticking

Comedy: New jokes

Time stamps

[00:00]- Intro

[00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter"

[10:00] - Whispered jokes, ticking clock trigger begins

Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow

Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander

Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris"

Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds

Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast

Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow

Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...

-This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals.

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